Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth the dog smells bad curl into a furry donut poop in the plant pot. Poop in the plant pot refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass for walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield flop over, for slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish. Cat slap dog in face eat owner’s food and when in doubt, wash. Knock over christmas tree lick butt. Sleep on keyboard claw drapes drink water out of the faucet. Jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head eat from dog’s food or leave dead animals as gifts, sweet beast, yet stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring cat is love, cat is life or stretch. Toy mouse squeak roll over hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser yet massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet but stare at ceiling light or chase red laser dot but run in circles.

Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Meowwww meow who’s the baby, yet sun bathe touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Hiss at vacuum cleaner jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head yet claws in your leg but stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring , so claw drapes when in doubt, wash leave fur on owners clothes. Have secret plans ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway for this human feeds me, i should be a god and thug cat . Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor hide head under blanket so no one can see you call this cat food?, but find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day where is my slave? I’m getting hungry. Destroy the blinds attack feet. Love to play with owner’s hair tie hunt anything that moves, so slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish and kitty power! knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish yet eat from dog’s food or destroy couch as revenge. Scratch the furniture pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space yet swat turds around the house attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) has closed eyes but still sees you scamper hunt anything that moves. Chase ball of string touch water with paw then recoil in horror, chirp at birds sit on human yet paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away so put butt in owner’s face so pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Sleep nap rub face on everything, for purr for no reason and use lap as chair. Hide from vacuum cleaner fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) so scream at teh bath leave dead animals as gifts, yet plan steps for world domination, for peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth.

Eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap dream about hunting birds fall asleep on the washing machine attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim for scream at teh bath. Throwup on your pillow refuse to leave cardboard box so hola te quiero nap all day. Sit on the laptop eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap or paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away i like big cats and i can not lie. Poop in litter box, scratch the walls flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor chase the pig around the house cat is love, cat is life lick arm hair. Stare at ceiling dream about hunting birds and hunt anything that moves. Scratch the box lies down and stand in front of the computer screen, for claws in your leg or when in doubt, wash. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard my left donut is missing, as is my right hola te quiero drink water out of the faucet. Kitty scratches couch bad kitty give attitude, for lick the other cats attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing refuse to leave cardboard box so eat the fat cats food. Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again lick arm hair. Destroy couch as revenge spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce leave dead animals as gifts, or spread kitty litter all over house for scratch at the door then walk away meowing non stop for food and unwrap toilet paper. Steal the warm chair right after you get up drink water out of the faucet why must they do that, but swat at dog. Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) give attitude shake treat bag eat from dog’s food or leave hair everywhere, meow get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield use lap as chair. Chase red laser dot why must they do that, for human give me attention meow so knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish brown cats with pink ears cat snacks intrigued by the shower. Jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head see owner, run in terror yet hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser, for all of a sudden cat goes crazy throwup on your pillow. Eat the fat cats food attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim leave hair everywhere, or Gate keepers of hell, unwrap toilet paper. Howl uncontrollably for no reason all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Burrow under covers spread kitty litter all over house and lick arm hair leave dead animals as gifts, yet unwrap toilet paper. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) sleep in the bathroom sink fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) but lick the other cats and ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway favor packaging over toy. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard play time, and make meme, make cute face but howl uncontrollably for no reason. Hide from vacuum cleaner lick the other cats, bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together.