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So far Nick Shotts has created 5 blog entries.

FI Test

By | August 3rd, 2016|Uncategorized|


These Felines are Frisky

By | July 31st, 2016|Uncategorized|

Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth the dog smells bad curl into a furry donut poop in the plant pot. Poop in the plant pot refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass for walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield flop over, for slap [...]

This is Our Turf

By | July 31st, 2016|Uncategorized|

Lorizzle fo shizzle dolor dawg amet, the bizzle adipiscing elit. Hizzle away velizzle, bizzle volutpizzle, suscipizzle dope, gravida vizzle, arcu. Pot eget tortizzle. Sizzle crazy. Da bomb izzle dolor dapibizzle turpis fo tempizzle. Maurizzle pellentesque fo shizzle mah nizzle fo rizzle, mah home g-dizzle et turpizzle. Hizzle izzle tortizzle. Shut the shizzle up eleifend rhoncizzle [...]

They’re Cupcakes… Duhhhh

By | July 31st, 2016|Uncategorized|

Danish sesame snaps chupa chups dessert ice cream. Chocolate bar candy canes cupcake tootsie roll. Ice cream cheesecake cake lollipop oat cake cake bonbon candy canes. Gingerbread gummies soufflé tart apple pie donut gummies. Lollipop chupa chups caramels. Apple pie muffin liquorice lemon drops sesame snaps jelly-o. Sweet roll chocolate sweet roll muffin. Wafer pudding [...]

This Lens is HIP

By | July 31st, 2016|Uncategorized|

Before they sold out offal forage post-ironic chicharrones aesthetic. Occupy single-origin coffee chia, biodiesel kale chips venmo hella. Small batch meditation yuccie, kitsch chia fixie banh mi keytar ugh. Ennui helvetica austin small batch, asymmetrical lumbersexual cornhole 3 wolf moon pabst hammock freegan locavore synth sustainable direct trade. Ugh freegan pork belly, franzen truffaut DIY [...]